The Bullet Vibe
Reviewed by: Jenne

This review is really a trip down memory lane for me in so many ways. The first vibe I ever purchased was a bullet vibe and that was more years ago than I care to admit. Of course that vibe is long since gone but I’ve really only replaced it a couple of times which really speaks volumes and is one of the reasons that this vibe will always remain a perennial favorite in my toy box.

I admit there are two reasons why the bullet was my first ever vibe. I was introduced to the wonderful world of sex toys at a friends home when she held a sex toy party. It sure opened my eyes and was a lot more fun any Tupperware party I had ever been too. I brought the bullet because it was cheap and because it was small. The thought of have a nine inch realistic looking penis delivered to my door by my friend, whether it was in a brown paper bag or not, was just too daunting a prospect to face back then.

So a couple of weeks later when the order was fulfilled, and after checking that all the doors and windows were locked, the curtains were drawn and there was absolutely zero chance of be being caught of course, I ripped open the brown bag and stared in horror at the silver egg like thing that stared back at me. I really didn’t have a clue how this thing worked but I knew it needed batteries and a few minutes later, I had them in place. It was at this point I remember what the hell had possessed me to buy such a thing but like most things in life that I’ve purchased I had and I might as well give it a whirl.