Product Reviews And Policies.

Yoda and I take our jobs seriously when it comes to reviewing adult products. If you are a company that is looking for a new product to be tested by me, please feel free to Contact Me about reviewing your product.

Please email me at [email protected]

What To Expect.

Once we have agreed on terms, the item/s we receive will be given an honest and unbiased review, just as we do with all the product reviews we receive. For sex toys this will include a written and video review. This can take some time to put together as I’m sure you can appreciate. I aim to have a review completed within two weeks but sometimes life gets in the way. Please be patient, I’m working as fast as I can.

At the present time, I am accepting sex toys, lingerie, shoes, sex essentials, and basically anything of an adult nature with the exception of erotic/pornographic movies. I also review how to and erotic books, but these have a longer wait time before the review will appear. I am a quick reader, but I have to eat, sleep and have fun as well.

It is important to note that you’re sending your product(s) free of charge in exchange for an unbiased and honest review. I cannot be held responsible if the review written, which will be my honest opinion and feedback, does not meet with your prior expectations of how the review would read.

If the above sounds good to you, please feel free to Contact Me and let’s get the reviews on the road… You can expect a reply within 48 hours, unless the cat dies, then all bets are off.

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