Before you try any of these and get upset, let me tell you one thing: each technique produces a different amount of pleasure, and it will also be different for everyone. Also, for most of these you have to be naked. I’m only saying this so that you don’t ruin your favorite lingerie on the toilet.
~1~ Sit on the open toilet, positioned on the seat so that your slit is about in the middle of the bowl’s opening. Make sure you’re bent at about a 90 degree angle at the waist and that your legs are spread wide. Use one hand (your dominant hand; if you’re right-handed use your right hand, etc.) to tease your clit, getting you wet but not building up to an orgasm yet. Lick the fingers and thumb of your other hand and use them to pinch and pull your nipples until they’re hard, then knead your breasts to keep them that way. With the hand on your clit, begin to increase the pressure and speed, massaging it and the surrounding areas. Move your other hand down the length of your torso and swirl your fingers around at the opening of your slit, getting them wet, then insert one into your body. Slowly pump it in your vagina and increase the speed and pressure of the hand on your clit. Add a finger, pumping and increasing the speed and pressure on your clit. Do this until you orgasm.
~2~ Lay down flat on your back. Lick the fingers and thumbs of both hands and use them to massage your breasts, kneading them while pinching and pulling your nipples. Do this until your nipples are hard, then move one hand down your torso and spread your legs apart. Use that hand to gently massage your clit until you feel like you’re going to orgasm. When you feel this way, move your other hand to your slit and insert two fingers into your vagina. Find your G-spot and move your fingers, tapping it repeatedly while increasing the pressure and speed used on your clit. When you feel like you’re about to burst, begin massaging your clit with three fingers, rubbing them against it and pressing hard. Do this until you orgasm.
~3~ Take a chair with corners (but nothing that would stab you; don’t want to get hurt) on the seat and pull it up to a flat surface, like a bench or your bed. If it’s higher than the flat surface, pile up pillows and cushions until the chair is level with your clit (when you sit on the stack). Press the corner of the chair against your clit (you might want to be wearing panties for this one, unless the chair is soft), gyrating and thrusting against it (thrust your pelvis forward toward the chair corner; move downwards, rubbing against the chair; pull away from it; move up into your starting position; repeat). Do this until you feel yourself get wet. Don’t worry though, this one doesn’t work for a lot of people. If it doesn’t get you wet after a minute or so of thrusting, move on to a technique that you know will get you wet, then continue with this one. After you get wet, move away from the chair and keep your juices flowing by rubbing your breasts with spit-slicked fingers and gently massaging your clit. After a minute of doing this, move your hand from your chest to your stomach while keeping your other hand on your clit. Use your free hand to tease the most sensitive areas of your skin (ex: stomach, thighs, armpits, backs of knees, skin around the edge of breasts, etc.). Increase the speed and pressure on your clit with each new area you touch. If you’ve gotten to all of your sensitive spots and haven’t climaxed, move on to a technique that you have tried and has made you orgasm before to finish off.
Another thing: if you would rather use a vibrator or a dildo instead of your fingers, it’s fine; the only problem is that they’re harder to control.
I have tried all of these methods, and they work great