First Impressions
I admit I was more than intrigued when the FedEx guy delivered one of the largest boxes we’d seen in a long time to our front door four days after we placed our order with the people at Liberator shapes. We’d heard some good things about the company and it’s products and eventually curiosity had gotten the better off us. We decided to see if they lived up to their claims of being able to make our sex lives better.
As Hubby and I slowly but surely set about dismantling the box and it’s contents my excitement grew. First thing we were greeted by was a small package that contained a video tape, a booklet and some money off vouchers if we decided to purchase more of the shapes in the liberator range. We had plumped for what we were promised was the companies most popular items, the ramp and wedge combo. Hubby and I flicked through the booklet, which was a refreshing change from the ones that so often accompany sex products, as it was actually erotic without being pornographic. Each page showed how we could use the various shapes in the Liberator range and we spent a good few minutes laughing and discussing which position we might try first, after moving onto the much bigger issue of extracting the shapes themselves.
What we found as we delved deeper into the box were essentially two triangular shapes encased in plastic wrapping. It wasn’t long before the plastic was removed and we looked at each other as we realized that the shapes came complete with waterproof tote bags. I’m known for my less than dirty mind and at this point I found my thoughts drifting towards long summer drives to secluded beaches and woods or even our own backyard. Oh, the endless possibilities!! But back to the task at hand, so to speak.
After unzipping the tote bags we were greeted with a royal blue velvet material that just begged to be touched. Soft and inviting is the only way I can describe this particular covering. I was also pleased to find that this cover was also removable and was machine washable, which is always good for those of us who like the occasional dose of messy sex. It was becoming more obvious by the second that these where a lot more than simple cushions and a lot of thought had gone into them.
I felt a bit like a kid with one of those Russian doll sets as I unzipped the soft cover and discovered yet another cover beneath it. This one consisted of a satin type material, was slippery to the touch and again washable and removable. Was this the last cover or was there more? You just know I had to look and it was the last cover as I found the foam itself beneath. This wasn’t any more ordinary than the cushions themselves. While I’m not a foam expert I do know dense foam when I see it and this was about as dense as it comes. I’m also pleased to be able to report that this was also fire retardant although the details of how I discovered that fact will remain with Hubby and myself to the grave -))
So, as you’ve probably gathered by now, we were so far impressed and couldn’t wait to try out the many positions the combination of shapes promised we could easily obtain. Before we began watching the accompanying videotape we tried every which way to get both the shapes to collapse, but try as we might we couldn’t and I’m no lightweight. We soon gave up and after placing the ramp on the bed settled back to watch the tape. The video opened with a scantily clad couple [Much to Hubby’s disappointment, he likes naked