Masturbation Month: Masturbation Virtues
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Masturbation Month: Masturbation Virtues

stairsWritten By: Debra Hyde

(Or Sister’s Hoods)
When my sister and I dine out, restaurant servers invariably learn to make eye contact as they approach, giving us a good fifteen feet worth of time to moderate ourselves. That because us girls are usually yapping away about sex. Last time out, we really outdid ourselves. At one point over pasta, my sister looked at me and asked, “When did you discover masturbation?” I asked her to qualify the question, as in when did I sense it, know about it, or discover the joys of it?

Dumbfounded that I’d complicate so simple a question, she elaborated.“When did you start playing with yourself ?” Her tone was more flat-out blanket statement, rather than gentle question.

Well, the truth must come out, I decided.
“36,” I admitted.

My admission stunned my sister. To her surprise, I had taken a roundabout route in the quest for self-pleasure, a quest that was, in fact, novel length and near-epic in nature. My sister’s, by comparison, measured out as a pithy short story.

“I was four,” she said. “I was sitting on the couch, watching TV. I found this spot between my legs and thought ‘Great! A new toy! And I don’t have to share it!’ Mom came upstairs with some laundry and asked me what I was doing.”
Mom. I could hear her accusatory tone in my head.

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Masturbation Month: 3 Differences Between Masturbation and Self-Pleasure.
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Masturbation Month: 3 Differences Between Masturbation and Self-Pleasure.

female-masturbationWritten By: Devi Ward
I read an article recently by a woman, describing the differences between how men fantasize about us masturbating, and how most of us women actually do masturbate, which she described as a somewhat half-hazard, fast and furtive process.

Her description of female masturbation seemed very similar to the way a 14 year old boy probably masturbates, under the covers at night, stifling his sounds of pleasure, hoping -to -god no one comes in before he’s finished. Hell, forget a 14 year old boy, that sounds like the masturbation modus operandis of most adults I know, both men and women.

Minding our P’s and Q’s…Privately, Quietly and Quickly!
Which got me to thinking about the differences between masturbation and self-pleasure. Masturbation, of course, would be the familiar scenario which I described above, which probably 99.9% of adult humans can relate to.

Masturbation Month: 31 Ways To Celebrate National Masturbation Month
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Masturbation Month: 31 Ways To Celebrate National Masturbation Month

Female-Masturbation-techniquesJust in case you need any help this month we give you 31 ways to masturbate this month.

  1. Let your fingers do the walking! Put away your toys today and spend some time exploring our body with nothing more than your fingers.

  2. Pick up an extra toothbrush, according to our visitor submitted techniques electric toothbrush are more fun when used on your clit. Why not give it a try today!

  3. Veggies are good for you everyone knows that but next time you visit the local farmers market or grocery store, take a closer look and discover the possibilities they offer as sex toys. Simply wash your chosen veggie well, add a condom and play away!

  4. Share the experience: If you have a partner share your favorite masturbation technique with them. Click HERE for some guidelines to get you started.

     

  5. Test drive a new toy today: Never tried a vibe? there’s no time like the present and we suggest you start with something simple like the Pocket Rocket or the Blueberry Breeze Smoothie Vibe.

  6. Mirror, mirror on the wall: Stand in front of that full size mirror naked and admire your wonderfully, sexy, naked body today.

  7. Speed things up: Next time you find yourself stuck in traffic, try some self loving, it will relieve the stress and liven up an otherwise dull trip. NB: Driving whilst masturbating is not a very good idea!

  8. Name that vulva: It’s yours and yours alone and you love it, so why not give it a special name today?

  9. Cold fusion: Add some ice cubes into your solo play today. Try rubbing them over your naked body and then use your imagination….

  10. Go Public: We’re not suggesting you get arrested here, just try going to the park this lunch hour and finding a quiet spot where you can enjoy some time to yourself.

  11. Make a Splash: take some time out to explore that shower head or to be more exact let it explore your body today.

  12. Pillow love: pillows are for more than your head. With the application of a little bit of imagination you can find plenty of uses for them. For example place a vibe between two pillows and hump away for hands free fun in the bed.
  13. Mardi Gras: Remember those Mardi Gras beads? Go grab them and have a fiesta of your own today. Clean well, lube well and use your imagination!
  14. Make a movie: Grab that camcorder and record yourself having fun all by yourself. Ps: don’t forget to erase the tape or hide it well after you’ve finished!
  15.  Mind over matter: When it comes to sex your mind is as important as your genitals. Try stimulating it with a sexy book, erotic movie or anything else that takes your fancy.
  16. Fun in the kitchen: Food and sex go hand in hand so why not explore the contents of your fridge and find a new use for that over sized salami or whatever else you may find lurking.
  17. Cyber me: Mutual masturbation without the strings can be achieved through cyber sex. Try it you might like it!
  18. Start a masturbation diary: As you try new ideas and techniques try jotting them down in your very secret but fun diary.
  19. I touch myself: Your skin is your bodies largest organ, so why not spend some time getting to know it better? Run your fingers over your entire body and feel the tingle…
  20. Leave your panties On: Rather than stripping naked next time you practice the art of self loving, why not leave your panties on? It can add a whole new dimension to the experience.
  21. Chair woman: Take one chair and sit on it’s edge, now masturbate using your usual technique for a wantonly different experience.
  22. Banish wash day blues: Washing machines are not just for clothes. Try sitting on the edge of the machine when it’s on high spin and it will likely bring a smile to your face.
  23. Doggy style: Lie on your stomach with a pillow under your hips next time you masturbate. Trying different positions can definitely add to the fun.
  24. Love thy Jacuzzi: Even if you don’t own a Jacuzzi, don’t despair most large towns have a spa bath where they allow you to rent one by the hour. Book yourself an appointment and enjoy a special treat.
  25. Standing room only: Try standing when you masturbate, you might want to lean against a wall because orgasms achieved this way can be intense.
  26. Practice makes perfect: Practice your kegels everyday and you will improve your love life whether with a partner or solo. Not sure what I’m talking about, try reading THIS.
  27. Anal play: Try exploring this often forgotten but nerve packed area of your body today. There are a variety of toys designed for this type of play but it’s okay to explore with your fingers first.

  28. Tickled pink: If you think dusters are just for dust think again. Try running a new feather dust over your naked body and you’ll see what I mean.

  29. Wait for it: All good things cum to those who wait and by bringing yourself to the brink of orgasm and easing off before restarting masturbation you can enhance your orgasm.
  30. Shower power: Why not try and combine masturbation into your showering routine today because we all know water can add something new. Grab yourself a waterproof vibe like the Butterfly Kiss Vibe and have some fun.
  31.  There’s no time like the present! Don’t just sit there go and celebrate, right now!I hope that some of the above will inspire you to take matters into your own hands and help with your celebrations this month.
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Masturbation Month: 31 Reasons To Masturbate
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Masturbation Month: 31 Reasons To Masturbate

Masturbation Month ReasonsJust in case you need any help remembering why masturbating is good for we offer you one for each day of the month of May!

1: Everybody else is doing it.
2: It helps you become more comfortable with your body.
3: You will get a better idea of what pleases you, something you can share with a lover later.
4: You won’t be as irritable at work or school.
5: You can develop control and staying power in a low-stress situation.
6: You can discover that many areas of your body are sensitive and excitable other than your genitals
7: You feel the need to tap off excess fluid on occasion to keep your body running at optimal efficiency.
8: You have always wanted to create a world record so you need to practice.
9: Look at this body! Who wouldn’t want to touch it?
10: It’s safe sex, as long as you watch your aim.

Masturbation Month: Giveaway
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Masturbation Month: Giveaway

Masturbation Month Giveaway

So Clitical.Com has  teamed up with some wonderful companies this masturbation month to bring you a great giveaway that will help you celebrate this month and beyond if you are the lucky winner.

Masturbation Month CompetitionLadies, Burlesque Toy Shop, has donated a WeVibe Tango for your masturbation pleasure for this month and beyond.

Spunklube interviewSpunkLube aims to make all your sexual experiences go smoothly with their amazing lube in three varieties, Pink, Pure silicone and Hybrid.
masturbation month competitionClitical.Com decided not to leave the boys out of this competition and are happy to donate an amazing Tenga egg to your masturbation cause!