Disclaimer: You use these at your own risk and Clitical refuses to take responsibility for your medical bills should you choose to try using any of these lines. PS: Our lawyer says that being drunk is no defense either smart arse.
Hi, I’m a sex bomb-please defuse me!
I am no Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock!
Hi! You must be very tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.
You know something, photography is like love, best developed in the dark.
Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home.
Hey, my shoes are having a party, would your dress like to come down and join them?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants!
That’s a really nice shirt.. it looks great on you.. but it would look even better on my floor!
*Looking at shirt label* Sorry.. just checking to see if it says Made in Heaven.
About how drunk do you think I’d need to get you, for you to come home with me?
Are those space pants? Cause yer ASS is outta this world!!
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
There’s a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it?
“Hey baby, if you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?”
Hi, I’m doing a survey for… What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
If your left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, Could I visit you between the holidays?
It’s a good thing I’ve got a Porsche, Cause you’ve got some dangerous curves!
Did you know that the scientific term for you is Beautimus Maximus?
Are you wearing lipstick, and do you mind if I taste it?
You have 236 bones in your body, Want one more?
I lost my teddy bear, Can I sleep with you instead?
Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?
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