Just as we did in January, and February, and March, each day throughout April, we will give you a new reason why you should masturbate and a new technique to try.
April 1st:
Masturbation Reason: You can’t sleep, so why not?
Masturbation Technique: Clit Circling: Place two fingers directly onto the clitoris, then begin rubbing them in a circular motion around and around…
April 2nd:
Masturbation Reason: It stimulates your creativity and enriches your fantasy life.
Masturbation Technique: Spell My Name:
April 3rd:
Masturbation Reason: The love of your life is currently unavailable.
Masturbation Technique:The Brush Off: Many women enjoy using a large brush that are designed for applying make up. This can be a fun tool to drag and swirl around your clitoris and nipples.
April 4th:
Masturbation Reason: The love of your life is currently available, but isn’t interested right now.
Masturbation Technique: Barely There: The trick in this technique is in its subtlety. Rather than just touching it, pressing it and rubbing it, you are going to be making only the slightest amount of contact with your clitoris. It should be a feather-like touch, moving your finger from side to side. So you won’t be touching all of your clitoris — just the smallest tip.
Now comes the most important part. While rubbing this small part of your clitoris, move your finger only very slightly. You should hardly move it at all, like you are vibrating your finger instead of moving it up and down. To really get the most out of this technique, you need to continuously do it for about 15 minutes, which can obviously get tiring but is oh-so worth it.
April 5th:
Masturbation Reason: The love of your life is currently available, but likes watching you.
Masturbation Technique: Dirty Talking: Talking dirty to yourself while using any of the techniques detailed this month, an make for a powerful turn on. Don’t take my word for it though, try it for yourself…
April 6th:
Masturbation Reason: Because you can’t reach it with my mouth.
Masturbation Technique: Making Fire: This technique is for the guys: Remember starting a fire in Boy Scouts using two sticks? Rub your hands together–but insert your hard cock between them. In this way you are rubbing both hands back and forth around your dick. You can also move your hands up and down as you rub.
April 7th:
Masturbation Reason: You needed new material for your “Best Of” DVD.
Masturbation Technique: The One Eyed Cobra: Remember when we were kids and we would grab a friend’s arm with both hands and twist in both directions? We thought this was funny (it wasn’t) but it did prepare us for some serious self-pleasure. When your penis is erect, grasp it (lightly or hard–depending on what gives you the most pleasure) and move your hands in opposite directions. Allow the hand closest to the head of your dick to rotate up and over your dick head. This will have you writhing…
April 8th:
Masturbation Reason: It’s a great Stress Reliever!
Masturbation Technique: Stuck In Traffic: Okay so your stuck in traffic and likely to be for a while. Why not take some time out and relieve some of that stress with a quick masturbation session. The thought of someone possibly seeing you will add a thrill to the situation. Just be mindful of your surroundings as nothing kills the buzz more than getting pulled over by the police.
April 9th:
Masturbation Reason: You feel the need to tap off excess fluid on occasion to keep your body running at optimal efficiency.
Masturbation Technique: Mix It Up: It’s been said before but I’m going to say it again, mixing up your techniques can add a new thrill to the world of self love. If you normally circle your clitoris, try stroking it today for example…
April 10th:
Masturbation Reason: You can do anything you want without having to explain it to a bewildered partner.
Masturbation Technique: Masturbate With A Full Bladder: If you are looking for a different sensation, try masturbating using your usual method but when your bladder is full. This is best tried in the bathroom as the results can be somewhat explosive.
April 11th:
Masturbation Reason: It’s cheaper than Zoloft and the side effects are better.
Masturbation Technique: Razor Edge: Before you get to excited about this technique, I am in no way suggesting that you use a razors edge as a sex toy. That said an electric razor with the head removed can make for an improvised masturbation tool. Please, please, make sure you remove the head first though….
April 12th:
Masturbation Reason: In case I forget to mention this in April, it’s FREEEEEEEEE…….
Masturbation Technique: Lube Is Your Friend: When it comes to masturbation, the one piece of equipment really worth investing in is a good quality personal lubricant! WD40 does not qualify just so we are clear. The simple purchase of a lubricant can enhance your solo sex life a hundred times….
April 13th:
Masturbation Reason: Performance art. Whilst you may not be Picasso, you can create your own work of art.
Masturbation Technique: Picture This: If you have a cell phone it can be fun to take selfies whilst you play solo. You will likely be surprised by some of the pics you take. Again play things safe and make sure you erase the pics after you have viewed them.
April 14th:
Masturbation Reason: You need to get some exercise, and this qualifies…
Masturbation Technique: Cozzie Fun For The Guys: Start by getting yourself one of those can holders that has a hole on the bottom and is vinyl aka a Coozie. Lubricate the holder and place it in between the seat of a chair and the chair so it sticks out with the hole facing you. Get your erection well hard and lubricated and use the opening to stick your penis in. Now just wash the holder and your ready to go again.
April 15th:
Masturbation Reason: It’s part of your low-impact aerobic full-body workout. 10 reps, pause, repeat as needed.
Masturbation Technique: Laundry Can Be So Much Fun! Try riding your washing machine! Catch it on the spin cycle, cop a squat on top, and ride it out. If you’re standing, you can straddle your labia around the edge where the sides meet, or bending over, part them, and push back onto the point.
April 16th:
Masturbation Reason: It’s free!!!
Masturbation Technique: Spoons: Not Just for Dinner Parties: Grab a tablespoon from your drawer, rest the round underneath part against your clit and labia, and go for it. Anything with a polished surface that’ll glide across your skin like butter.
April 17th:
Masturbation Reason: In 1972 the American Medical Association declared masturbation a normal sexual activity, and your celebrating.
Masturbation Technique: Eat Your Veggies: Anything resembling a penis can be used for penetration purposes. Cucumber, carrot, banana, zucchini, summer squash, celery, radish, leeks and purple eggplants are all great choices. Just use some common sense and wash them first and it’s also a good idea to invest and use a condom!
April 18th:
Masturbation Reason: You’re ambidextrous so you get two for the price of one.
Masturbation Technique: “ORAL” SIMULATION: To simulate the feeling of lips sliding over the penis head: Lube up your erection and hold the shaft in one hand. Put your dominant hand’s index and middle fingers together horizontally, palm toward your face, in front of the penis head. Push the head into the gap between the fingers. The fingers should be relaxed, not tense. Now pull back and do this over and over the top third of the penis. Feel how the fingers conform to the penis’s contour as they slide over the head and back. As you do this, position your other hand behind the “lips,” and grip and squeeze the head as you push the penis in.
April 19th:
Masturbation Reason: It’s performance art and you love to help out the local community of artists.
Masturbation Technique: Spread Wide: When I’m horny, I lay in my bed, slide my panties down, and spread my legs as far as I can. I take my middle finger and slide it down and massage my clit. Sometimes I move it up and down fast like someone is licking my clit, sometimes I just massage it fast. I arch my back a little and the orgasm is amazing!
April 20th:
Masturbation Reason: It’s a holiday and you are going to take full advantage of it!!!
Masturbation Technique: THE “VAGINA”: Start By Lying down on your side and hold onto your penis with the “Backhand” grip. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse. It’s a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It’s also fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of the “vagina.”
April 21st:
Masturbation Reason: May is National Masturbation Month and you are looking to get in plenty of practice before the main event.
Masturbation Technique: THE MILKER: Begin by making a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated right hand’s thumb and forefinger, and slide it up along the shaft. When the ring reaches the head, make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated left hand, and work it up. Repeat the process when your left “ring” reaches the head of your penis. The idea is to go up without ever going down. You can use only the thumb and forefinger or add the other fingers as you get away from the base.
April 22nd:
Masturbation Reason: It’s Spring break and everyone else is having fun so why shouldn’t you?
Masturbation Technique: The Lubricated Rub: Start by lubricating your vulva with baby oil and rub your clit with two fingers until it gets hard. To add more spice you can always use a dildo in your vagina as well.
April 23rd:
Masturbation Reason: I’m going to say it again, it’s free…
Masturbation Technique: Cold Climax: For the guys you can take an ice cube and just as you at the pint of no return apply that cold sucker and see what reaction you get… For the ladies, ice cubes can add a whole new dimension to self pleasure. Simply lie back and spend some time getting to know your chilly but ohhh so nice friend…
April 24th:
Masturbation Reason: Ummm, it feels good…
Masturbation Technique: All Change Hands: If you generally masturbate with your left hand, try changing over to your right hand for an interesting experience. I’ve found that changing positions as well as hands can have a dramatic effect on my orgasm as well…
April 25th:
Masturbation Reason: It helps to maintain good pelvic blood flow and strong PC muscles. Oh and feels really good too…
Masturbation Technique: Mirror, Mirror… When was the last time you watched yourself masturbate? It can add a new dimension to your techniques and you might even discover something new while watching.
April 26th:
Masturbation Reason: May is national masturbation month and well you might as well get the practice in now…
Masturbation Technique: Variety Is The Spice of life: Make sure that you var the techniques you use when masturbating. Just like life trying different things can take your masturbation to another level.
April 27th:
Masturbation Reason: You don’t permission or another person to please yourself.
Masturbation Technique: Partner Fun… If you are not single, why not include your partner in your solo fun. Having them simply sit back and watch can make for a highly erotic scene for both of you. Don’t believe me? Give it a try…
April 28th:
Masturbation Reason: You won;t be as irritable at work or school and that can never be a bad thing.
Masturbation Technique: Standing Ovation: Instead of lying on your back when you masturbate, try standing up and making the same motions that you would if you were on your back, Simply changing your position can make for a whole new experience.
Check Back Tomorrow For More Reasons And Ways To Masturbate..
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Christianity has long considered masturbation to be sinful. humans of both sexes suffered greatly from this. Isn’t it time religious teachings changed and accepted masturbation as religiously acceptable ? For both sexes !
i love this site
you could also go into the bathtub with your legs on either side of the faucet and have the water on your *vagina* while rubbing your clit. try to experiment with this until you orgasm
I’d like to point out, that the Barely There technique works also for men. It might take some time to find the right spot on the penis head, but it’s very, very worth the effort and the restrain needed not to go all out. It’s difficult to orgasm that way, but it just means you can enjoy it as long as you like.
I find another technique that works for me is Q-tips. You insert about 3 (which mostly works for me) and then I start walking which definitely stimulates my clit, and after, to simulate sex, I gently push the q-tips against a wall. It makes me orgasm in 5-10 minutes and works well.
These are great!
I tried the ice cube one and it felt amazing. I stuck one up my vagina then when that melted, I got out another one…
Just one thing: do NOT put an ice cube up your anal. Learnt that the hard way (sitting on toilet for half an hour trying to get rid of all the liquid poo)
Just trust me on this one.
I love this site and I’ve tried all of these and they all work!! I personally love the one where you use an ice cube it feels amazing!!
I’d get a kick out of the chance to call attention to, that the Barely There strategy works likewise for men. It may require some investment to locate the correct spot on the penis head, however it’s, exceptionally worth the exertion and the limit required not to go hard and fast. It’s hard to climax that way, yet it just means you can appreciate it as long as you can imagine.