Masturbation Reason: You can’t sleep, so why not?
Masturbation Technique: Clit Circling: Place two fingers directly onto the clitoris, then begin rubbing them in a circular motion around and around…
Masturbation Reason: It stimulates your creativity and enriches your fantasy life.
Masturbation Technique: Spell My Name:
Masturbation Reason: The love of your life is currently unavailable.
Masturbation Technique:The Brush Off: Many women enjoy using a large brush that are designed for applying make up. This can be a fun tool to drag and swirl around your clitoris and nipples.
Masturbation Reason: The love of your life is currently available, but isn’t interested right now.
Masturbation Technique: Barely There: The trick in this technique is in its subtlety. Rather than just touching it, pressing it and rubbing it, you are going to be making only the slightest amount of contact with your clitoris. It should be a feather-like touch, moving your finger from side to side. So you won’t be touching all of your clitoris — just the smallest tip.
Now comes the most important part. While rubbing this small part of your clitoris, move your finger only very slightly. You should hardly move it at all, like you are vibrating your finger instead of moving it up and down. To really get the most out of this technique, you need to continuously do it for about 15 minutes, which can obviously get tiring but is oh-so worth it.
Masturbation Reason: The love of your life is currently available, but likes watching you.
Masturbation Technique: Dirty Talking: Talking dirty to yourself while using any of the techniques detailed this month, an make for a powerful turn on. Don’t take my word for it though, try it for yourself…
Masturbation Reason: Because you can’t reach it with my mouth.
Masturbation Technique: Making Fire: This technique is for the guys: Remember starting a fire in Boy Scouts using two sticks? Rub your hands together–but insert your hard cock between them. In this way you are rubbing both hands back and forth around your dick. You can also move your hands up and down as you rub.
Masturbation Reason: You needed new material for your “Best Of” DVD.
Masturbation Technique: The One Eyed Cobra: Remember when we were kids and we would grab a friend’s arm with both hands and twist in both directions? We thought this was funny (it wasn’t) but it did prepare us for some serious self-pleasure. When your penis is erect, grasp it (lightly or hard–depending on what gives you the most pleasure) and move your hands in opposite directions. Allow the hand closest to the head of your dick to rotate up and over your dick head. This will have you writhing…
Masturbation Reason: It’s a great Stress Reliever!
Masturbation Technique: Stuck In Traffic: Okay so your stuck in traffic and likely to be for a while. Why not take some time out and relieve some of that stress with a quick masturbation session. The thought of someone possibly seeing you will add a thrill to the situation. Just be mindful of your surroundings as nothing kills the buzz more than getting pulled over by the police.
Masturbation Reason: You feel the need to tap off excess fluid on occasion to keep your body running at optimal efficiency.
Masturbation Technique: Mix It Up: It’s been said before but I’m going to say it again, mixing up your techniques can add a new thrill to the world of self love. If you normally circle your clitoris, try stroking it today for example…
Masturbation Reason: You can do anything you want without having to explain it to a bewildered partner.
Masturbation Technique: Masturbate With A Full Bladder: If you are looking for a different sensation, try masturbating using your usual method but when your bladder is full. This is best tried in the bathroom as the results can be somewhat explosive.
Masturbation Reason: It’s cheaper than Zoloft and the side effects are better.
Masturbation Technique: Razor Edge: Before you get to excited about this technique, I am in no way suggesting that you use a razors edge as a sex toy. That said an electric razor with the head removed can make for an improvised masturbation tool. Please, please, make sure you remove the head first though….
Masturbation Reason: In case I forget to mention this in April, it’s FREEEEEEEEE…….
Masturbation Technique: Lube Is Your Friend: When it comes to masturbation, the one piece of equipment really worth investing in is a good quality personal lubricant! WD40 does not qualify just so we are clear. The simple purchase of a lubricant can enhance your solo sex life a hundred times….
Masturbation Reason: Performance art. Whilst you may not be Picasso, you can create your own work of art.
Masturbation Technique: Picture This: If you have a cell phone it can be fun to take selfies whilst you play solo. You will likely be surprised by some of the pics you take. Again play things safe and make sure you erase the pics after you have viewed them.
Masturbation Reason: You need to get some exercise, and this qualifies…
Masturbation Technique: Cozzie Fun For The Guys: Start by getting yourself one of those can holders that has a hole on the bottom and is vinyl aka a Coozie. Lubricate the holder and place it in between the seat of a chair and the chair so it sticks out with the hole facing you. Get your erection well hard and lubricated and use the opening to stick your penis in. Now just wash the holder and your ready to go again.
Masturbation Reason: It’s part of your low-impact aerobic full-body workout. 10 reps, pause, repeat as needed.
Masturbation Technique: Laundry Can Be So Much Fun! Try riding your washing machine! Catch it on the spin cycle, cop a squat on top, and ride it out. If you’re standing, you can straddle your labia around the edge where the sides meet, or bending over, part them, and push back onto the point.
Masturbation Reason: It’s free!!!
Masturbation Technique: Spoons: Not Just for Dinner Parties: Grab a tablespoon from your drawer, rest the round underneath part against your clit and labia, and go for it. Anything with a polished surface that’ll glide across your skin like butter.
Masturbation Reason: In 1972 the American Medical Association declared masturbation a normal sexual activity, and your celebrating.
Masturbation Technique: Eat Your Veggies: Anything resembling a penis can be used for penetration purposes. Cucumber, carrot, banana, zucchini, summer squash, celery, radish, leeks and purple eggplants are all great choices. Just use some common sense and wash them first and it’s also a good idea to invest and use a condom!
Masturbation Reason: You’re ambidextrous so you get two for the price of one.
Masturbation Technique: “ORAL” SIMULATION: To simulate the feeling of lips sliding over the penis head: Lube up your erection and hold the shaft in one hand. Put your dominant hand’s index and middle fingers together horizontally, palm toward your face, in front of the penis head. Push the head into the gap between the fingers. The fingers should be relaxed, not tense. Now pull back and do this over and over the top third of the penis. Feel how the fingers conform to the penis’s contour as they slide over the head and back. As you do this, position your other hand behind the “lips,” and grip and squeeze the head as you push the penis in.
Masturbation Reason: It’s performance art and you love to help out the local community of artists.
Masturbation Technique: Spread Wide: When I’m horny, I lay in my bed, slide my panties down, and spread my legs as far as I can. I take my middle finger and slide it down and massage my clit. Sometimes I move it up and down fast like someone is licking my clit, sometimes I just massage it fast. I arch my back a little and the orgasm is amazing!
Masturbation Reason: It’s a holiday and you are going to take full advantage of it!!!
Masturbation Technique: THE “VAGINA”: Start By Lying down on your side and hold onto your penis with the “Backhand” grip. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse. It’s a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It’s also fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of the “vagina.”
Masturbation Reason: May is National Masturbation Month and you are looking to get in plenty of practice before the main event.
Masturbation Technique: THE MILKER: Begin by making a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated right hand’s thumb and forefinger, and slide it up along the shaft. When the ring reaches the head, make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated left hand, and work it up. Repeat the process when your left “ring” reaches the head of your penis. The idea is to go up without ever going down. You can use only the thumb and forefinger or add the other fingers as you get away from the base.
Masturbation Reason: It’s Spring break and everyone else is having fun so why shouldn’t you?
Masturbation Technique: The Lubricated Rub: Start by lubricating your vulva with baby oil and rub your clit with two fingers until it gets hard. To add more spice you can always use a dildo in your vagina as well.
Masturbation Reason: I’m going to say it again, it’s free…
Masturbation Technique: Cold Climax: For the guys you can take an ice cube and just as you at the pint of no return apply that cold sucker and see what reaction you get… For the ladies, ice cubes can add a whole new dimension to self pleasure. Simply lie back and spend some time getting to know your chilly but ohhh so nice friend…
Masturbation Reason: Ummm, it feels good…
Masturbation Technique: All Change Hands: If you generally masturbate with your left hand, try changing over to your right hand for an interesting experience. I’ve found that changing positions as well as hands can have a dramatic effect on my orgasm as well…
Masturbation Reason: It helps to maintain good pelvic blood flow and strong PC muscles. Oh and feels really good too…
Masturbation Technique: Mirror, Mirror… When was the last time you watched yourself masturbate? It can add a new dimension to your techniques and you might even discover something new while watching.
Masturbation Reason: May is national masturbation month and well you might as well get the practice in now…
Masturbation Technique: Variety Is The Spice of life: Make sure that you var the techniques you use when masturbating. Just like life trying different things can take your masturbation to another level.
Masturbation Reason: You don’t permission or another person to please yourself.
Masturbation Technique: Partner Fun… If you are not single, why not include your partner in your solo fun. Having them simply sit back and watch can make for a highly erotic scene for both of you. Don’t believe me? Give it a try…
Masturbation Reason: You won;t be as irritable at work or school and that can never be a bad thing.
Masturbation Technique: Standing Ovation: Instead of lying on your back when you masturbate, try standing up and making the same motions that you would if you were on your back, Simply changing your position can make for a whole new experience.
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