Masturbation Manifesto 7

Keep-Calm-And-Just-MasturbateLet’s Start a Revolution! A Masturbation Revolution!

Throughout history an unofficial war has raged against masturbation, and we, at Clitical.Com think it’s time that changed. No longer will we be shackled by the fear that we will go blind, stunt our growth, or simply go mad, just because we take our pleasure into our own hands!

We think it’s high time that masturbation took it’s rightful place within society and was recognized for what it is: The foundation block for building a great sex life.

Clitical.Com is declaring a masturbation revolution and we are asking for your help to spread the word. Masturbation is actually good for you in more ways than one, and we think that’s worth shouting from the rooftops!

No longer will masturbation be a dirty little secret practiced by many and acknowledged by just a few!

  • We encourage you to celebrate your sexual independence with some self pleasure. After all it’s safe sex at it’s finest!
  • No worries of unwanted pregnancies, fear of STD’s and offers a safe way to learn what turns you on.
  • It’s a great activity to do if you aren’t quite ready for sex.
  • It cures mild depression.
  • It teaches us what we like so we can have a better sexual experience.
  • In both genders, it’s a natural tranquilizer, stress reliever, and pain reliever (like cramps for women).
  • Releases mood elevating hormones including opioid-like neurotransmitters (endorphins) which cause feelings of physical and mental well being.
  • There is evidence that suggests masturbation or just about any pleasurable activity improves immune system function.
  • It relieves sexual tension and helps people become more comfortable with their own bodies.
  • It is the safest form of sexual activity.
  • For men, it can help them increase ejaculatory control and manage rapid or delayed ejaculation.
  • It’s fun!

So lets get this revolution underway and bring the art of self loving to the forefront of sexuality right where it belongs!!!

We encourage you to prove your commitment to masturbation by joining us and masturbating each and every day. It’s time to take your pleasure back into your own hands. (Sex Toys also allowed!)

You can show your support by commenting on this post, adding your favorite masturbation technique to the Reader Submitted Techniques, or by joining us on Twitter, Facebook or Tumblr.

Viva La Revolution!

jenne sig

7 thoughts on “Masturbation Manifesto

  1. Reply Angela Goodnight Jan 1,2014 12:16 pm

    Haven’t had a chance to masturbate this year. LOL, but on 31st had an hour to myself in the morning and had a late shower. Our massaging shower head is a real winner and we have a seat and a built in bench in our shower area.

    I sat on the seat with my feet up and apart on the bench and just directed the jet straight on to my clitoris. After about fifteen minutes I helped it along with some personal circular rubs, but it was building anyway then kapow.

    Like you say, wonderful fun, great method of relaxation and put me in the mood for hubby sex later in the day.

  2. Reply Alyx Jan 2,2014 9:31 pm

    I masturbated 7 times January 1st. It was a lovely day with no work so I just sat in bed admiring my little tank top and thong. I had just walked home from a new years party and and was freezing, so I figured giving princess (that’s what I named her =]) a little rub-a-dub would be the perfect remedy to warm up. She just kept wanting more and more and I can never turn her down lol. It was a perfect day and I think I’d like to keep in that spirit of self satisfaction everyday in 2014 so heres my resolution…Masurbate every single day! Looking forward to another great year with clitical. Thank you Jenne and clitical fam!

  3. Reply stephen Jan 8,2014 4:59 pm

    is there any better method for male masterbation

  4. Reply Angela Goodnight Jan 9,2014 12:01 pm

    Got my hubby to masturbate for me and described it here. Might give you some ideas Stephen. Jenne feel free to remove post if you wish or use an extract.

  5. Reply Baylee Jan 10,2014 6:45 pm

    New to this website! I just discovered it a few months ago, this is my second time visiting! So helpful to read the steamy stories you have. I love it. Viva la revolution…

  6. Reply Michael W. Dec 5,2016 3:38 pm

    This site leaves the impression, that the only happy ending for a woman can be clitoral stimulation. What happened to the G-spot?
    I have a friend who says she can only orgasm through clitoral stimulation. I also have a friend who assures me that clitoral stimulation during intercourse will give her a “double whammy”, which has actually caused her to pass out momentarily.
    So, do you have any discussion of clit vs g’spot?

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