Over the years we have heard just about every euphemism for female masturbation, so we figured we may as well give in and compile a list of those for your pleasure.
We take no responsibility for these euphemisms and if you choose to use some of them and get your backside kicked, you are on your own!
These are all the terms we have collected but please feel free to add to the list if you know of any others.
Battery testing
Beat the clit
Bop
Bruise the beaver
Buff the muff
Butter the biscuit
Churn the butter
Club the clam
Clit flicking
Clit pick
Deck the nun
Dial ‘o’ on the pink telephone
Diddle yourself
Dig your own hole
Double click your mouse
Feed the beaver
Feel the love
Finger fuck
Finger the bottle
Finger the love hole
Finger yourself
Finger your pussy
Flick the bean
Flick the flab
Flip the clit
Flip your flossy
Frigging
Get lost in the deep end
Get your fingers wet
Go knuckle deep
Jill off
Jillin’
Juicin’ out
Knitting
Lip Curlin’
Mine the hole
Part the pink sea
Pat the bunny
Pat the little man in the canoe
Pedicure the camel toes
Perfume the fingers
Pet the kitty
Play piano
Play with the cat
Play the hairy banjo
Play with your remote control
Play with your yo-yo
Poke the flounder
Polish the pearl
Praise the kooter
Pump your puni
Punch Jerry Garcia in the face
Push the love button
Ride the two-finger cowboy
Rough the muff
Rub off
Rub it
Rub the button
Rub the elf
Rub the love lips
Rub the nub
Rub the pussy
Scratch the snatch
Sing in the shower
Slap the lips
Slippin’ the kitten
Snuff the muff
Spank the kitty
Spelunk the cave
Squeeze Mary
Squeeze the bean
Squirt juice on your hand
Stroke the kitty
Stroke the nub
Tease the tuna taco
Tender the meat curtains
Think pink
Tickle clitty
Tickle the twat
Touch type
Touchy touch
Two finger salute
If you know of any more terms please be sure to let us know, via the feedback form HERE or Twitter, we’d love to add them to the list…