Written By: Jenne
In my house the bathroom, is my one true sanctuary. The door locks, the kids know not to disturb Mom, and well I can do just about anything I like in my bathroom and often do. One of my favorite things to take time to explore in that sanctuary is some self love. Below you will find five of the most popular bathroom masturbation methods used by women in, well, the bathroom:
Shower Me With Self Love:
This might just qualify as the easiest of all the female masturbation techniques used in the bathroom. A detachable shower head if you happen to have one, is a perfect tool for the job at hand. The fact that it is detachable, allows you to point the stream of water it produces anywhere you would like. I like to begin with a tease, get myself in the mood, by allowing the water to create that familiar tingle first. I might tease my breasts and nipples long before the water ever reaches the more delicate parts that are found between my legs.
If you happen to own a massage head for the shower then you are in for a real treat. Being able to vary the power and pulsations of the water as it hits your skin, can add a completely new dimension to you masturbation session.
Even if your shower head is not detachable you can still use it as a masturbation tool. Simply lie on the bottom of the tub beneath the shower head and let the water do it’s work. It doesn’t get much simpler than this method, although it may take some repositioning to find what works best for you.
Under The Faucet:
This method is a real treat for anyone who does not have a shower and can only their tub for the purpose of self pleasure. Begin by scooting your bum all the way to the front of the tub, so you can place you vulva directly under the running faucet. This is a method that I have found works slightly better if you are petite or are flexible. You can achieve a similar effect by kneeling on all fours in the tub and scooting back so that the water from the faucet will run down the back of your butt and onto your vulva. This can be a difficualt things to get just right, but in my experience is worth the effort if you do not have access to a shower head.
A Girls Best Friend Should Be Waterproof…
One of the easiest and quickest ways to have some fun in the tub, is with the help of a little friend called the waterproof vibrator. If you are going to add in a waterproof toy to your self play, there are a few safety tips you might just want to follow:
Make sure the toy is actually waterproof and can be fully submerged. ‘Splashproof’ simply means a toy will withstand bodily fluids and some splashing but it’s not suitable for the tub or the shower.
If you are willing to invest there are some great waterproof toys out there and one of my favorites is the JimmyJane Form 2. It can be fully submerged and does not require batteries. If that is out of your price range you can find cheaper options from reputable sex toy stores such as Good Vibrations.
This might sound obvious but please don’t use electric toys in the tub or shower. Electrocution is neither sexy or fun. If it has a power cord attached make sure it stays away from the bathroom would be my best advise here.
Invest in a good lubricant. A good silicone lube like SpunkLube Hybrid is one of your best options here. The reason I recommend SpunkLube hybrid is if you use silicone toys it will NOT react with the silicone, but offers you a water resistant lube that will last much longer than any water based lubricant.
Invest in silicone lube. It works much, much better in the water and doesn’t rinse right off like water based lube does. Yeah, you’ll need soap and water to get it all the way off, but it lasts longer in a wet environment. Just make sure any sex toys you’re using with silicone lube aren’t also made out of silicone as this will degrade your toy more quickly.
Fingers Are Free:
you knows those things that are at the end of your hands, yep, your fingers, they can be put to good use for self pleasure with in the bathroom as well. The upside of using your fingers is they are free, always available, and can be used with a combination of any of the other methods described here. You could for example: Use a dildo internally whilst playing with your clitoris with your fingers, and all while lying back and relaxing in the tub.
Electric Toothbrushes, Shampoo Bottles, Oh My…
Sometimes it’s fun to get creative when masturbating, and the bathroom offers a myriad of possibilities. If you don;t want to invest in a sex toy, a lot of Clitical visitors report using an electric toothbrush to add a special tingle to their clits. Others have reported using small shampoo bottles and yet more have removed the blade from their disposable vibrating razors and gone to town. Actually that raises an important safety point and is something to always remember when using found objects for self pleasure. Use your common sense! Razors are designed to cut hair, not your clitoris and the blade should always be removed before you try this method for example. (“cause that is gonna hurt otherwise ouch)
So there you have a run down of the five most common ways to have fun in the bathroom. Enjoy!